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Perfectly Brunette

To have the silkiest, smoothest, shiniest, most luscious brunette hair in the world. As we all know, brunettes are smarter than blonds, as well as funnier, wittier, sexier, and all around better. Thus, leading to the phrase "Perfectly Brunette."

blond- "Hahahahahaha! Wow! I am having so much fun being a total whore!
brunette- "Wow, you know, you really ARE stupid."
blond- "OMG! IK, RITE???"
brunette- "If you were awesome, like me, you could have a shot at being Perfectly Brunette."
blond- "What?"

by the ORIGINAL brunette April 25, 2009

16πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


perfectly legal

legal, but shady

It's perfectly legal to wear a suit once and return it, instead of hiring a suit.

by Flashman February 1, 2021


Perfectly Franks

A restaurant started by Tara and Tony after Famous Uncle Als. Serves classic, but tasty foods such as hot dogs, cheese burgers, fries, and a whole list of sandwiches and more.

Brandon: Dude, have you been to Perfectly Franks at the shopping center near Edinburgh?
Wayne: Yea man, I had a fried chicken sandwich and that sh*t was bomb!
Brandon: Yea sure the food, but the owners, those two hot chicks, Dever and Tina, are F'ing smokin'!
Wayne: Hell yea they are! I hear they're like 19 and 20 and already own their own store!
Brandon: That's insane! They've got some serious ambition.

by Brandon Humphries March 8, 2007

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Perfectly Hollywood

Having the qualities and looks that are perceived to be Hollywood's standard of beauty, aesthetically pleasing. Perfect body, perfect smile, perfect affect, perfect manner of dress, etc. Completely without visual imperfections.

Unnaturally beautiful, beauty that sends a jolt.

The quality of ethereal beauty as in vampire lore.

That guy, Kris, on Facebook is Perfectly Hollywood!!!

Halle Berry is SO Perfectly Hollywood.

I loved that vampire in "Queen of the Damned". He was positively, Perfectly Hollywood!

by mentalasanything July 20, 2010

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


perfectly fine

an oxymoronic statement describing one being content with adequacy and mediocrity.

You look sad?

No, I'm perfectly fine.

by The Don of the Donmar September 16, 2013

23πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


perfectly Nixonian

alternate spelling: perfectly Nixonian, perfectlyNixonion - computer programmers spelling (one word)

defined: incomprehensible, sophistry

Derived from the Nixon Checkers Speech, September 23, 1952
"...and I want to make this 'particularly clear,' that..." and he went on with what has been called a brilliant example of propaganda that was totally incomprehensible and met with great success.

It is my hope that this definition will not be perfectlyNixonion and totally incomprehensible but will rather met with great success.

by mrgardon February 1, 2005

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


perfectly balanced

The way all things should be.

Thanos: β€œWhen I’m done, half of humanity will still exist. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.”

by PolitikZWithAZ June 8, 2018

155πŸ‘ 155πŸ‘Ž