when you look for person 1 and cant find anything so you decide to kill the children in love so they never have to know that there wasn't a definition of person 1.
Or when your dad leaves.
Dad: I'm just going to the store.
person 1: How long will you be?
Dad leaves...........................
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The god of the person-verse.
person 6: hey do you believe in person -1
person 12: yeah
The first one out of them all.
Before Adam.
Before Eve.
Before any other human was ever sculpted.
Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.
Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.
They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.
Person 1: Man, I miss Person 0.
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:
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Those mysterious people often used in Urban Dictionary definitions.
;-;
"WHO THE HECK IS PERSON 1/PERSON 2?"
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A ship about Person 1 and Person 2.
Person 1 x Person 2: Questioning Love. (Ft. Person 3-10)
Person 1: I love ya!
Person 2: ... we are literally faceless, formless, and nameless entities.
Person 1: ....
Person 2: ... fine... I love you two.
Person 1: thanks!
Person 3: .... What the fuck?!?!
Person 4: my question is what are our genders?
Person 6: *covered in blood* I killed person 5.
Person 7: I think we are constantly changing gender depending on the prompt we are given.
Person 8: are we gonna Ignore what Person 6 said?
Person 1-7(except for Person 5): SHUT UP PERSON 8!
Person 5's ghost: BOOOOO! YOU SUCK PERSON 8!
Person 10: How the fuck did a ship go to... what ever the fuck this has become?
Person 8: I have no idea.
Person : #%$@$@$%@%@%/×%+.
Person 10: thanks for your input Person .
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Person √-1 is Person 29's imaginary friend
Person 29: Hi Person √-1
Person √-1: Hi bro
In Person universe version 1, person 1 is born.
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