The day you slap anyone under 5, 5
Person 1: Hey itβs November 7th, you know what that means
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Itβs slap a short person day. Get over here
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so where ever your reading this, you have to hit a tall person tomorrow and there are no buts. If no one is taller than you, you will have to hit yourself, I'm sorry
lacy: good luck!!
tom: good luck for what?
lacy: tomorrow is hit a tall person day!!
Since multiple kick a tall person days are a thing I want more kick a short person days. Itβs on may 6th
Itβs kick a short person day!
*Kicks a child*
An internet holiday on every third of March. You refer to yourself in the third person.
Say your name was John.
"John ate dinner."
"John went to the doctor."
"John is celebrating Talk in Third Person Day."
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A common occurrence on Facebook status updates.
Facebook examples of "Talk in Third Person Day":
George feels sleepy.
George is contemplating the meaning of life.
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On any November 10th, it is National "Beat a Straight Person Day". For the entire day, it is legal for you to beat ANY straight people you come across!
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's finally that special day!
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!
An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights
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March 29th is the international "Punch a French Person"-Day.
"I saw this French Person walking down the Street, so I punched him in the Face cause it was Punch a French Person Day."
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