Petched

To petch someone is to touch a little man deliberately but make it look accidental.

Ian: What you doing mate?

Midget: Just hanging around not much, you?

Ian: It's fucking bollocks mate, whats that on your crotch. I'll get it. *

Midget: Get the fuck off. Dude, you just Petched me?

Ian: I can't help it mate, you're a little man

*Grabs a healthy handful of penis.

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Petch

A very hot guy who gets every girl who he tries to get. Has a big ass cock and is very smart. Smarter than chinks.

“Wow that new kid is hot” said Tiffany
“He’s called Petch” said Ashley

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Petch

Very camp or outwardly gay.

With that pink shirt on he looked very petch!

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Petched

To have something put over you in a very entertaining way.

"I got Petched last night"
"I'm on the way to being Petched"
"I woke up Petched as a maggot"
"I only wanted 1 more for the road, but before I knew it. I was Petched"
"Childsy copped a classic Petching"
"Hogarth's up for an extreme Petching tonight"
"I had my Petch goggles on"
"I know she said she was only 17, but I was Petched"

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Petch Eye

The involuntary tearing and/or streaming of an eye that affects some drug users after insuffulating their drug of choice.

Mary: *snnnniiiiiif* I said goddamn!

John: What's wrong?

Mary: That was a big line!

John: Yeah, you've got petch eye.

petching

to pet a dutchie queen

lauren broke into my house and was petching dutchie queen

Petch

Puts the biggest hits in the 2021 rugby season, they watch shoulder charge videos to G'up

woah Petch just put an absolute rib breaker into that shore five eight