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When something was working fine but now it isn't thanks to you
"Aw mate, I was just onsite installing a NAS but I accidentally petched their switch and now everything is offline."
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To petch someone is to touch a little man deliberately but make it look accidental.
Ian: What you doing mate?
Midget: Just hanging around not much, you?
Ian: It's fucking bollocks mate, whats that on your crotch. I'll get it. *
Midget: Get the fuck off. Dude, you just Petched me?
Ian: I can't help it mate, you're a little man
*Grabs a healthy handful of penis.
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To have something put over you in a very entertaining way.
"I got Petched last night"
"I'm on the way to being Petched"
"I woke up Petched as a maggot"
"I only wanted 1 more for the road, but before I knew it. I was Petched"
"Childsy copped a classic Petching"
"Hogarth's up for an extreme Petching tonight"
"I had my Petch goggles on"
"I know she said she was only 17, but I was Petched"
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To catch a wild animal with the intent of petting it.
Jimmy succeeded in petching a squirrel.
I will petch that lamb.
I feel like petching that animal.
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combonation of meth and steriods.
many celebrities take drugs. some take petch
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The bluetooth earpiece that lets you talk wirelessly on your cellphone.
I thought he was talking to me but he was wearing a petch.
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