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When there is a majority of women in a group as opposed to a sausage fest
Straight guy: I love poon platoons!
Lesbian: Me too!
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get yo maskk on
aye charlie bruh, we gon ride for paper platoon
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You spit on your penis pour salt on it, then make your partner deep throat it.
G made sure V like the salty platoon experience.
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Simply put we are the ultimate fighting force in the world. We're all about taking names and kicking ass. Our leaders are just that, leaders. When we fuck bitches we laugh when they cry from getting ass fucked. We piss excellence. Some of our achievments are, spinkickabortion.com, Saber challenge all time winners, 4 men in the platoon have made their lady's get an abortion, and we have a clinically retarded member. (timothy bies)
Jesus to God: why did you name me jesus?
God:
well because i couldnt think of anythin better
Jesus:
i think the name third platoon is a good name
God
Well god damnit your right
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a band of brothers who all agree to wash out numerous bodily cavities at the same time
The ass weasle douche platoon just entered the club.
A bunch of thieving cadets
Who enjoy deez nuts
Damn those Stourbridge platoon cadets keep stealing our drill manuals
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-A group of women who seem to smell like a combination of fresh water tuna and . Stay away from these women because they will not hesitate to have sexual relations with you in order to obtain your stash of cheeseburgers.
-Also a group of small children who collect there tears for the purpose of seasoning their tuna.
1.
"What's that smell, Brian?"
"It seems to be that tuna platoon by the bar, rubbing cheeseburgers all over their bellies."
2.
"What's that smell, Brian?"
"It seems to be that tuna platoon crying all over their tuna sandwiches."