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If there's grass on the field, play ball

Traditionally, used to denote the beginning of (American) baseball season practice anxiously awaited by enthusiasts each springtime: If there was grass growing, then the season had progressed enou gh past winter to start the new season: "play ball!" More recently, it has become a slang inferring statutory laws regarding underage females did not, in practice, realistically apply and that instead, the presence of pubic hair (grass) indicated sufficient maturation to begin sexual activity (play ball).

"I know your sister's only twelve, but I go by baseball, not age, "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"

by Azi0056 February 17, 2019

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You play ball like a girl

The worst insult any man can bestow upon another man. The slight utterance of this word will leave another man dead where he stands.

Only use this if the roast sesh you’re having has escalated too far

Guy 1: “you bob for Apples in the toilet, and you like it”

Guy 2: “you play ball like a girl!”

Guy 1: *collapses*

by Dadoof21 March 11, 2018

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Ball play

When you play with a guys balls sometimes while sucking his dick other times there's no dick sucking included

Balls dick head giving head playing with balls ballplay

Amanda: do you like ball play?
Josh:yeah you can suck on them if you want

by GemmaRose September 23, 2015

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Playing With Your Balls

I was just kidding, or I was just playing. Used only for people who have balls to be, jokingly, played with.

Guy 1: Yo why are you making fun of me 😢
Guy 2: Dw I'm just playing with your balls

by miller_athma December 28, 2022

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Black Ball Play

When you play basketball with exclusively black balls. This is unlike the famous story of Rosa Parks.

I only do black ball play, none of that orange ball play shit.

by Mrbuttholesmeller June 4, 2023


Play ball on their own

When something is top of their game and no-one else comes even close to competing. Παίζουν μάππαν μόνοι τους. First used in the 2020’s by A.Dose

Oh my god. Have you seen the new couture show? Amazing! They play ball on their own!

by Humble Chamomile January 24, 2024


Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it

mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.

Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!

by M4A11X November 8, 2023