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plumber

Someone who agrees to take a substantial amount of cash in exchange for fitting a bathroom suite/gas boiler/central heating system and then doesnt bother his fat ginger arse to come back and complete the job.

see also gas fitter and fat lazy cunts

That plumber bloke is a fat lazy cunt.

by v13 November 7, 2006

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plumber

A gentleman in the business of installing sinks, tubs, and commodes, who wears trousers two sizes too large so the upper portions of his keister are continually on display.

Jake the plumber spent the morning under our kitchen sink, entertaining Madge with a half moon.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

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plumber

when someone is constipated then you relieve them of it by having anal, which could result in shit all over you.

She was horny.. wanted anal, but didn't tell me she was constipated. I was the plumber that night.

by Brownsound September 11, 2004

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plumber

a bummy hockey player who makes frequent mistakes such as falling, turning over the puck, missing checks, fanning on shots, making dumb ass plays, costing his team a win.

Brent Sopel is a fucking plumber! See also chug as reference to Brent Sopel

by epmd July 25, 2003

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plumber

A woman who enjoys cleaning the pipes, an oral sex aficionado.

I had a date with a real plumber last night.

by sgwm April 9, 2005

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plumber

A female who is on many guys "pipes". A clingy female or horny female attached to some guy and his "pipe".

"Shit son that girls a plumber!"

by Anonymous-G-man March 31, 2006

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plumber

someone who connects pipes between his bum and his mouth

yesterday i caught the plumber choking on his own shit

by greg pooganus April 12, 2003

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