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Said right after mentioning something that could be attributed as being paedophilic in nature.
"Aye bruh you want me to pick your two kids up from school no pope doe."
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An old man with a big hat and golf cart can be seen in Italy and has the ability to spit holy venom up to 25 ft
Matthew: Man that pope guy is cool
Josh: I know I saw him spit on a a dude with his holy venom
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the head of the catholic church who is usually considered to be extra holy, and is known for wearing big funny hats, and riding around waving in a bullet-proof car, a.k.a. the "popemobile".
i think the pope gets much of his authority from wearing big funny looking hats and long golden robes and weird stuff like that.
a catholic friend told me "the pope is dope", and i believe him.
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An awesome guy that rides aroud in a Pope mobile because he got shot. He actually went to prison and personally forgave the guy that shot him. Thats love.
The pope is the "godfather" of the catholic church
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Leader of the Catholic Church
Heads a religion that teaches that rich people cannot go to heaven, while living in a palace and wearing gold.
He is sometimes called "His Holy Father", which is forbidden under his religion
The Pope-"I am the Holy Father"
Jesus-"Call no one Father as there is only one Father in Heaven
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Dude who tells people not to use condoms so we can have more brats running around and STD's will become more a part of our lives than it is already.
Pope: Dont use condoms or jesus will cry and god will kill a kitten.
Random Dude: But I have 7 kids and 8 STD's.
Pope: No matter you will be rewarded in heaven for your holiness
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An elderly unmarried white dude that walks around with a hat and a robe for his own pleasure, and then tells you being gay is wrong.
Person #1: The Pope just said that a 30-year-old unmarried long-haired bearded carpenter loves me.
Person #2: Jesus christ!
Person #1: Yeah, that's the one.
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