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pork sword

Refers to male genitalia, but can be used as an uncomplimetary adjective. Has a similar meaning to 'wanker'.

'That swine cut me up on the motorway, what a porksword!'
OR
'He thinks highlights look good in his mullet. Porksword!'

by Gump January 25, 2005

171๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pork Sword

When two men gain erections and battle it out until becomes flacid

Jonny: Should we pork sword?
Bryan: Fine. But looser has to give the winner a Rusty Trombone okay?

by BJN November 26, 2010

112๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


pork sword

The male genitalia or most widely known as the penis

I unsheathed my pork sword and thrusted it into her quivering quip

by LABS November 7, 2005

382๐Ÿ‘ 102๐Ÿ‘Ž


pork sword

the male penis when used in fighting.

damn his pork sword just shanked him hard!

by sambone! October 23, 2008

182๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


pork sword

a penis, cock, dick, etc

friend 1: yo remember that girl bucko from school?

friend 2: yeah bro i remember her why?

friend 1: well she came over my house and sucked my pork sword saturday night

friend 2: you lucky bastard! figures you get your dick sucked b4 i do.

by MeEzY the mane January 18, 2009

214๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


pork sword

porkimons pride: a huge pork stump that is his ultimate super weapon. thats the form of a pink log. uses clumpy stumpy sauce to attack his foes (see porkimon)

the pork sword was unleash and was hammed against pokemons face

by slapapig September 24, 2003

165๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pork sword

It's that thing you wish was as big mine.

Sorry I'm late, I was with your girlfriend. I slayed her with my pork sword.

by Stoma Docking January 12, 2010

198๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž