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Denotes any item or idea that is "just right." References Goldilocks and the Three Bears, as in "Not too hot, not too cold, but just right."
"How does that shirt fit?"
"It's porridge, man, totally porridge."
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Porridge can mean good or bad but mostly good.
- " you look really porridge today"
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used to describe a womans pussy when full of cum. normally used in relation to group sex, by males.
I want her first because I hate stirring the porridge.
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when your mate cashes in on life to watch paint dry and suck his missus’ tit.
Jon, you used to be cool now you’re just porridge
yo man i saw dat nigga eat his girls porridge
guy 1, "what do you like to eat for breakfast?"
guy 2, "i usually have a nice helping of warm porridge"
guy 1, "me 2"
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Bastardisation of BOTHERED?
When you cant be bothered with somthing, or you dont give a shit.
<Dumbkid1> I got promoted to shelf stacker at tesco!!!11111
<me> PORRIDGE?
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<idiot>Wow! this version of the star trek box set has audio commentry by spock!
<me>....Do you actually think I give a porridge?
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