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A literal angel who I love with all my heart. They make everyone so happy and make this world so bright and amazing! Anyone that has them in their life is so lucky! They are so wonderful.
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Verb. Interrogated by U. S. Congresswoman Katie Porter
The CEO of a pharmaceutical company looked very uncomfortable today while getting Portered today for profiting off of tripling the price of a prescription cancer pill.
To be fucked in the ass while you sleep
I went to the hotel room to wash the vomit of my dress with Christian, went to sleep and woke up being Portered with Christian saying "I don't want to get you pregnant"
A traditional dark beer style originating from London.Its popularity amongst dock porters is believed to have led its name.The now much more widely known stout is a type of porter.
pint of porter please landlord
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A very dark beer, almost as dark and rich as stout. Called so because it was given to porters for the large amount of nutrients it contained. It allowed them to not have to stop to eat
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Porter, v.
The act of vomiting after a night of excessive drinking. Coined in Liverpool, UK.
Joey: So how was Javier's party last night?
Greg: Good, except that one Asian porter'd all over the place.
Philip: I think that I'm going to porter tonight.
Simone: This one time when I got so drunk, I portered all over the place and got engaged to some guy I was drinking with.
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1) A Porter is someone who doesn't have good WiFi, is short but has a long neck, and lags out mid-game.
2) Porter is also one of the words for the term "Pulling a Porter". Pulling a Porter means one who leaves mid call and mid-game without saying anything.
Example #1
Michael: Hey Ryan you're pretty short ha ha
Ryan: I'm not Porter!
Example #2
Porter: Wanna Play a ga- *leaves mid sentence without saying anything*
Umeko: You there? Hello?
Ryan: LOL PORTER PULLED A PORTER AGAIN
Example #3
Ryan: Hey Porter You Wanna Play
Porter: yEa I WaNnA pLaY (the capitalization and non capitalization text shows how his voice is when its laggy)
Henry: LOL PORTER IS LAGGING
Umeko: HAHAH ITS A ROBOT
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