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During a long holiday weekend, having ejaculated into the rectum and/or vagina of a sexual partner, one goes down to perform anal/cunnilingus on the recipient of several spent loads while said partner is still asleep. Upon waking to the feelings of intense pleasure, said partner coughs or sneezes, thus ejecting the thickened remnants of seminal fluid into the mouth of his or her partner.
Jack was so hungry for Gary's sweet ring steak that he neglected to wake him before going downtown. Upon waking to the throes of pleasure, Gary coughed, treating his lover to a rather generous Portuguese Breakfast.
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To pour Egg-Beaters (trademarked)onto a vagina and procede to beat it with a flyswatter.
After i gave her a portuguese breakfast i quit my job at denny's
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When a woman gives a man head in the morning after a night of sex.
We went at it all night and in the morning she wanted more so I served up a little portuguese breakfast.
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The process of taking a shit on a womans chest
Wife: Baby why are you resting your arse cheeks on my breasts.
Husband: Thought you could use a good portuguese breakfast
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The portuguese breakfast club, Is an elite group of people that enjoy having Portuguese breakfast everyday, The protuguese breakfast includes a Sloppy Egg and yogurt
Aaron :Hey Ethan, Have you joined the portuguese breakfast club?
Ethan : No, I dont like eating sloppy eggs.
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When a male/Female grows his/her pubic care extra long and his/her partner barfs on his pubic care. Then they must perform oral sex to the persons pubic care who has been barfed on. That is the Dirty Chewbacca. Then you crack an egg in persons ass who did not get the Dirty Chewbacca and fuck them in the ass with your Pubic Care covered in barf and finish inside them. Then he/she must poop out the egg and semen into the a pan to cook. Enjoy
"Awww that Dirty Chewbacca with a Portuguese breakfast was tasty!"
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The act of making a fried egg and putting it a dick / vagina and the partner licking it
Man 1- Last night i had a Portuguese Breakfast
Man 2- Excuse me, What?