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A religion that believes that potatoes are the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with potatoes.
Pat: What's your religion?
Eric: Potatoism
Pat: What's Potatoism?
Eric: POTATOES ARE LIFE, MAN
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Food of the gods which have been blessed to us. A religious item that can be used in ceremonies.
The naked witches danced around the holy potato.
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Australian Internet in a nutshell
My internet is potato.
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Are seriously now your looking up what the fuck a potato is what the fuck is wrong with this world
What the Hell is wrong with you its a potato
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A word used by some people to describe themselves in a humorous way. Generally used by girls with low self-esteem who think they aren't attractive and/or cute enough to make guys, especially their crushes, interested in them. Most of the time girls who call themselves potato are decent-looking, or even considerably cute and adorkable, so their greatest shortcoming is their lack of confidence.
For extra humour and to blunt the edge of the perceived self-loathing, these girls might add the Japanese word "kawaii" (cute, adorable, lovely) to the term, making it "kawaii potato". This might be accompanied by a drawing of a potato with a cute-looking face similar to what can be seen in drawings by fans of anime.
Not-so-confident girl: I hoped senpai would notice me today, but then I remembered I'm a potato...
Shy girl: Well, I'm a potato. A kawaii potato!
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Most beautiful thing on the planet... and can save lives
person 1: I think im dying
potato: eat me i'll save you
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