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The pounce happens when you see a stripper on stage and her thong slips as shes bending over to do a sexy little move. You already have a boner, so you whip it out and run on stage and stick it in her while she's unexpected. She yells at you and her bouncer kicks you out of the club. But just remember, you had it in their for a while, and you know she liked it.
Dude, some guy used the pounce and ended up in jail on criminal charges.
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to poop and bounce out
charlene pounced at my nanas house in the baby training toilet
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Girl: You wanna pounce?
Boy: Fuck yeah! We're gonna get so high!
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The phenomenon that occurs when a man or a woman changes their relationship status to "single" on Facebook. This can manifest itself in a number of ways which can include "liking" the announcement of said person becoming single, or offering faux consolation in hopes of hooking up with said person on the rebound.
This is not to be confused with people who offer genuine consolation. This is an occurrence associated with people who don't talk to the newly single person much, but are casual acquaintances.
Some have made the contention that the heavier the Facebook pounce (the more people participating in the pounce), the more attractive the person is for purposes of hooking up. There is substantial evidence for this, but it still has yet to be proven.
"What up bro?! You're single! You gonna party now?" - Guy one
"Yeah! I had like 24 girls Facebook pounce me when I changed my status to single!" - Guy 2
"Holy shit! Not bad for a guy." - Guy 1
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A headline in a newspaper or other article that describes Republicans (or other right-leaning individuals) attacking a Democrat (or other left-leaning individual) when that Democrat commits a misdeed. Always written by a reporter with left-wing political views, it will attempt to frame the Republicans as overzealous, and will either downplay, ignore, or excuse the Democrat's misdeed. Commonly done by the New York Times or Washington Post, it is often viewed as a sign of the bias within the media.
"Republicans pounce! On Democrat caught murdering young woman."
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The overwhelming urge to suddenly jump on someone you love or lust ❤️ often leading to sex
I saw him sitting on the bed and I felt an overwhelming urge to ‘love pounce’
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In other words- 'Hit it and quit it'.
When an individual stumbles upon a random stranger and decides to perform sexual intercourse on the particular creature, the pounce is accomplished. Hopefully no one was diseased. (The pounce appears to occur most frequently while intoxicated.) They then hastily gather their belongings, and leave the room. The bounce has officially been completed. Unfortunately, the bouncer often experiences a walk of shame following their departure.
Morgan: "Where have you been?"
Jane: "Uhh.."
Morgan: "And where is your shoe?"
Jane: "Pounce and bounce.."
Morgan: "That doesn't explain the shoe.."
Jane: "I was trying to avoid a walk of shame, so I ran... and I lost my shoe on the quad coming back to the dorm."
Morgan: "Nicely done, Cinderella."
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