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You're doing a girl doggy style and you yell out when you're about to nut "Robots! Roll out!" Then the girl rolls over while making the "ch ch ch ch" transforming noise, shoves it in her mouth and you tell her "quick take the energon before Megatron sees us!" Then you cum in her mouth. She then holds your man gravy in her mouth, spits it in yours, lays back with her titties squished together and exclaims "The AllSpark, Bumblebee! Hurry! Put it in my chest!" And you spit spray it all over her titties
You don't know love until you give her an Optimus Primer.
load of semen, used to load a baby cannon
I think I love her, she likes to swallow my primer charge.
A "Black Primer" is an African American female which tends to favor Caucasian males when selecting a love-making partner. The description of this particular type of African American has an uncanny resemblence to that of the Caucasian. She plays tennis, wears white tennis shoes, and belongs to a country club. She also enjoys money, strawberry daquaris, and Jeapordy. Free time is spent fantasizing about Alex Trebec while sipping Arizone Ice Tea.
Tyrese: Alex, whose been yo fuck muppet lately, bro?
Alex: I be diggin' that black sista Shonda.
Tyrese: Yous outta luck, bro.
Alex: Why, gangsta?
Tyrese: Shonda be a Black Primer. Word on the street is that she be likin' William O'Reilly. He's from a country club, bro.
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Liam brought some gucci primer to the party and everyone snorted a line using a Canadian hundred.
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Right up there with Metallica, Black Sabbath, Deftones, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, etc. as one of the greatest groups ever. Fortunately, they split up before losing their "hardcore underground" image to become mainstream like a lot of you bastards listen to.
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one of the GREATEST bands of all time. heavy, loud, in your face, this shit has balls. no one fucks with this band, they completly dominate everything. this is a band that shall not be forgotton by fans privlidged enough to hear their music.
list of greatest bands:
1: korn
2: primer 55
3: deftones
4: custom
5: system of a down
6: linkin park
7: limp bizkit
8: dope
9: 40 below summer
10: coal chamber
and many more,
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