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When you spank the monkey to avoid doing real work.
God I really don't want to write this paper..
Procrasterbation is always a good alternative.
The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating.
1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!
2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'
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to put off a responsibility, duty, etc. in order to masturbate.
"did you do the math homework last night?"
"no man, i let procrasterbation get to me and i forgot all about it"
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Procrasterbation is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate.
Son: "Mom I don't want to take the trash out right now, I'll do it later"
Mother: "Stop your procrasterbation and take the god damn trash out!"
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when instead of getting things done you mastebate
Dude, I had to turn my paper in late due to procrasterbation.
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The act of masturbating simply because you are putting something else off.procasterbation is most commonly found when students are doing research or other homework on their computer.
Random Student:"Yeah i just got assigned this huge english paper for monday, but i'm probably going to end up procasterbating the whole time"
Ted: All that procrasterbation over the weekend really messed me up for his week's exams"
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Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourselfwhile pressing matters await.
I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasterbating.
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