to wait to masterbate
procrasterbating - see Ben Romanowski .
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When you spank the monkey to avoid doing real work.
God I really don't want to write this paper..
Procrasterbation is always a good alternative.
Putting off homework or other important activities in order to masturbate.
I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!
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to put off a responsibility, duty, etc. in order to masturbate.
"did you do the math homework last night?"
"no man, i let procrasterbation get to me and i forgot all about it"
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Procrasterbation is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate.
Son: "Mom I don't want to take the trash out right now, I'll do it later"
Mother: "Stop your procrasterbation and take the god damn trash out!"
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when instead of getting things done you mastebate
Dude, I had to turn my paper in late due to procrasterbation.
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The act of masturbating simply because you are putting something else off.procasterbation is most commonly found when students are doing research or other homework on their computer.
Random Student:"Yeah i just got assigned this huge english paper for monday, but i'm probably going to end up procasterbating the whole time"
Ted: All that procrasterbation over the weekend really messed me up for his week's exams"
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