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Procrastination through the medium of baking :) Results in delicious treats:)
Stop Procrastibaking!
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The act of purposely delaying your annual baking of holiday treats due to lethargy, disillusionment or any general excuse.
Mother in Law on phone: "How's my daughter's Christmas baking coming along, she mentioned she was quite busy with it."
Son in Law on phone: "Is that what she said? Well there's been more procrastibaking going on around here than anything, and I can assure you that!"
v. 1) Smoking weed and getting baked as fuck to put off work or an obligation.
"I had a research paper to write but I decided to break out the bong and procrastibake instead."
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Using baking as a way to procrastinate from doing real work.
A: "Are you done with your thesis yet?"
B: "Yeah -- right after I procrastibake this flourless chocolate torte."
A: "Wow! Look at all these cupcakes."
B: "I have a paper due."
A: "Oh. So you're procrastibaking."
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The act of baking something completely unnecessary, with the intention of avoiding more urgent tasks or responsibilities. Often results in a surplus of baked goods and a still unfinished to-do list.
I had a huge report due, but I spent the entire afternoon procrastibaking cookies instead."
Procrastination by baking homemade goods instead of working on a task that’s due for work or school.
Son: Mom, what are you doing? I thought you were supposed to be working on your report?
Mom: I thought I’d make you & your friends some homemade banana nut muffins!
Son: Ah. Procrastibaking again.
45 minutes ago: Wow, those bananas are brown and disgusting.
Now: Wow, this banana bread is delicious! Thanks, I meant to eat them a week ago. I procrastibaked!