The Best way to ... everything! Seriously you can program when you're:
Sad, Happy, Dancing, Sweating, Running, Jogging, Sing, Eating a Banana, Listenning to Britney Spears, Ignoring a Britney Spears Concert, Sitting, Standing, Baby-Sitting, Baby-Standing, Dressing, Undressing, Looking, Feeling, Living (preferably), Dying (although you might have better things to be doing), searching, meeting, throwing, dazing, shooting, carpetting, doing homework, breaking, screwing, Distressed, disgruntled, angry, pressed, stressed, etc. You get the point.
But I find it extremely useful right after a break-up. See example....
int main()
{
struct girl {
int happy_level;
char next_action(100);
int execute_action();
int render_action();
}
girl Susan = new girl;
Susan.happy_level -= 1000000000;
Susan.next_action = "Jump off cliff";
if(Susan.execute_action())
{
Susan.render_action();
}
else
{
cout<<"The action could not be executed. Susan's life will now become hell."<<endl;
while(1)
{
Susan.happy_level -= 1;
}
}
}
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Program (or 'proey') is used to describe a routine or activity.
I'm on the morning surf and java proey.
She got on my program.
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Alcoholics / Narcotics Anonymous. A program to help recovering addicts by providing them with accompaniment and support.
Friend 1: Hey, want to grab a drink after the game.
Friend 2: *Shows sobriety coin* No thanks, I'm in the program. 4 years in today!"
Friend 1: "Sounds good! It was a pity invite anyway."
To make programs.
Usually on computers.
I'm programming a Neural Network.
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Basically, telling your computer to do stuff using a programming language. As long as the computer understands the code, it will execute the command blindly.
I tried reprogramming Windows and my computer crashed.
I programmed my computer to overclock itself.
I programmed my computer to create and save files on my hard drive. For some reason, it stopped working...
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A synonym for "on the wagon". Abstaining from drinking alcohol.
Hey Pat, do you want to go out drinking tonight or are you still on the program.
The Program relates to taking recreational drugs, ie: speed, ecstasy, blow.... If you are 'on the program' it means you've been taking some kind or a mixture of these drugs for any length of time.
1. Man, i dont think i can even move today, i got on the program hard last night.
2. Get off the program dude, youre not making any sence.
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