Pulling a goalie

To ejaculate inside a women's vagina.

"You're pregnant! I didn't know you were letting him pull a goalie!"

"He's been pulling a goalie for three months now"

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pull the goalie

To masterbate

Dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching porno

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Pull The Goalie

The act of taking a dump, the need to take a shit. Hockey referenced.

Damn Bro, I'm all backed up, almost can't hold my shit in! I gotta Pull The Goalie!

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Pulling the Goalie

Masturbating.

I didn't hear my grandma come in and she caught me pulling the goalie.

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Pull the goalie

When you blow your load on your partners face to form a jizz "goalie mask".

There was 1 minute left, I was about to cum in her ass but instead I HAD to pull the goalie!

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pull the goalie

remove a woman's maxi pad or tampon before you stick yo' junk up in that cootchie

Trisha had her friend flo, but I stll pulled the goalie and taxed that twat. Then I showered.

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pulling your goalie

slang for masturbation used by hockey fans

- I walked in on you pulling your goalie

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