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when the customer places himself under a mesh camping table while their partner vigorously defecates on the surface of the table sorting the peanut and corn from the poop. in case the customer has an allergy.
Josh gave shawn a water purifier at church camp.
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16.9 fl oz of water that makes you high as balls
Person 1: Hey dude you want some dope Kirkland Purified Water?
Person 2: Yeah bro lemme get a hit of that Kirkland Purified Water.
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The most refreshing drink you need.
"Damn bro, Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals is so refreshing.
" im a bitch so i drink purified water cause im a bitch, did i also mention that im a bitch"
A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW
Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Waters are pathetic
A device designed to improve indoor air quality by removing contaminants in the air.
Person 1: Dude, you broke your air purifier.
Jack: I thought I had to purify it.
The Chocolate that is blessed by Jesus himself
That kid needs some purified Chocolate, he’s unholy