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when two cats get in a disagreement over the semi skimmed milk
"lets have it out, pussy to pussy, the milk is mine"
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See that beta over there? He aint ever gonna get no pussy
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What most people in the UK would call a cat.
{Harold}: Come here David! I want you to stroke my pussy.
{David}: Uh...um...no thank you Harold; only females would have pus...O THAT KIND OF PUSSY!!!
The hell! Why didn't you just say cat?!?
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A person who is scared or lame af.
Me: mar jump off the bridge
Mar: hell no
Me: you're such a fucking pussy
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Sweet delectable treat you'd love to eat. The first meal you'd go to on a hot summer day and a cold winter night. A sweet smelling flower with a strong taste of sugar. Not just any pussy. This pussy.
Abby: Jacob I'm hungry :(
Jacob: For what?
Abby: This pussy ;)
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Something warm, wet, snuggly and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.
The only thing I know that can bleed for seven days and not die.
I ate her pussy and then fucked it.
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1. Either a regular house cat or any of those other wild kitties. (Tigers, lions, linx, mountain lions...)
2. Part of the woman which acts like a friggen magnet towards a guys penis or the birth canal while the mother is in labor. basically the main reason why we males exist. =P
A guy walks by a girl on a couch with her cat. They start talking:
Girl: hey, do you want to pet my pussy?
Guy: sure, if you get the damn cat out of the way!
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