1) A slang word used for most std's. The clap, herpes, and crabs would all fit into this words definition.
person: "Stay away from susan. She has the quatch."
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A horrendously ugly guy that no girl wants to associate with at bars. Unfortunately, they do not know this and still put on the moves.
This bar is filled with quatches, lets leave girls.
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A multi headed dildo used most commonly at slumber parties, in order to please multiple women at once
Girl 1: are you bringing the quatch tonight?
Girl 2: hell yea, there are gonna be four of us
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An exclamation one makes when something good happens but only if said individual believes bigfoot exists.
Wanting bigfoot to exist but questioning the feasibility also applies as someone who can use the word nice-quatch.
Someone who does not like nor believe in bigfoot cannot use the term nice-quatch and truly mean it.
guy 1: "dude you won a million dollars!"
guyr 2 "nice-quatch."
"Dude, let's harsh mau on some quatch hambees!"
"Forshnomwhat!"
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(n) A cluster or group of Bigfoot aka Sasquatch.
Deep in the woods we were surrounded by a quatch of Bigfoot.