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quatch

1) A slang word used for most std's. The clap, herpes, and crabs would all fit into this words definition.

person: "Stay away from susan. She has the quatch."

by Led Man November 2, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


quatched

to get both drunk and high

dude, you ready to get quatched?!

by amslidale June 1, 2009


quatches

A horrendously ugly guy that no girl wants to associate with at bars. Unfortunately, they do not know this and still put on the moves.

This bar is filled with quatches, lets leave girls.

by studybuddy12324 January 9, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quatch

A multi headed dildo used most commonly at slumber parties, in order to please multiple women at once

Girl 1: are you bringing the quatch tonight?
Girl 2: hell yea, there are gonna be four of us

by Dr. Dukie December 8, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


nice-quatch

An exclamation one makes when something good happens but only if said individual believes bigfoot exists.

Wanting bigfoot to exist but questioning the feasibility also applies as someone who can use the word nice-quatch.

Someone who does not like nor believe in bigfoot cannot use the term nice-quatch and truly mean it.

guy 1: "dude you won a million dollars!"

guyr 2 "nice-quatch."

by Wordsmith James August 30, 2010


quatch hambees

25 cent McDonalds hamburgers

"Dude, let's harsh mau on some quatch hambees!"
"Forshnomwhat!"

by Dave Gillies April 23, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quatch

(n) A cluster or group of Bigfoot aka Sasquatch.

Deep in the woods we were surrounded by a quatch of Bigfoot.

by Forsquatch February 1, 2021