quatch

A term used to describe someone who has embarrassed themselves. Either through action or speech. An example would be one someone trips over their own feet or other acts of embarrassment.

One particular person in history who is a quatch is Christopher Columbus. He sailed to South America and thinking he was in India, he called the natives, "Indians"

Can be used as a noun verb or adjective:

quatch
quatching

Dustin: I just dropped my cell phone in the lake!
Kal: What a quatch.

James: I always trip over that one stair in my house.
Emma: You're such a quatch.

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quatch

A huge gaping hairy filthy snatch. A pussy so gross they make people eat it on Fear Factor.

"That skank is gross - I bet she has a nasty ass quatch."

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quatch

used by druggies, a quater of an ounce

Man, are we buyin that quatch

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quatch

A shortening of the word "sasquatch". A quatch is person that exhibits sasquatch-like characteristics. (ie. walks slow, has long arms, or may also make totally ignorant statements

Mate 1: Man, did you see Issac run into the door?
Mate 2: Yeh, what a quatch.

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quatch

Synonym for "coach".

"Issue gonna let that quatch treat you like a damn slave?"

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quatch

a term used to refer to a woman's unusually hairy vagina. taken from the word sasquatch. or just a word to substitute for vagina, pussy, cunt, twat etc.

SASQUATCH - SAS = QUATCH

Dude, last night i got so drunk and sassed Kelly's quatch. It looked like she was smuggling Chewbacca in her underwear!

OR

Dude, i finally got the quatch last night. It was pretty tight

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quatch

slang used for "Sasquatch" around the campus of Toronto's Ryerson University, used to describe the massive beast like creatures in around the downtown core. Can also be used as an adjective.

Yo did you see that god damn quatch , he ate the hot dog vendor

Man, i got quatched on that exam

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