Raft

Noun: raft - a mutual friend that you intend to use to connive your way into your love interest's heart, you sneaky little thing you.

Verb: to use a mutual friend to get close to your love interest.

N: hey man, you're friends with Abby, right? Will you be my raft? We can all go to the movies together so it wouldn't be awkward.

V: we went out to the movies all together. I was totally rafting on him.

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Raft

A clan of lesbian vampires that live in a sea cave off the shore of Scotland

,,, raft

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raft

The act of using the apparent danger of your vehicle ( usually a car) to force someone into a structure by turning into them. This usually forces them to stop or turn away as you slowly cut them off.

Hahah! Did you see that? I just rafted the shit out of that hyundai!

I say when Kayla is trying to merge we raft her into the guard rail!

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Rafted

The sexual act of placing food items (typically meat) within a hotdog or hoagie bun and, then inserting that bun in to a dilated anus. Once the food item is removed it may or may not be consumed by the parties involved.

She Rafted a hotdog and then ate it.

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Raft

R = Rough
A = As
F = Fuck
T= Taint

"Bro this girl I fucked last night said I had a raft! You know what that means?"

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Raft Funk

An electronic salsa band that was formed in honor of Elian Gonzales and continues to draw attention to the substandard living conditions of aquatic refugees all over the world.

Shit son, that new raft funk is so nasty that I think I'm gonna puke and pass out.

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Raft Dad

A middle-aged, frizbee-golfing, micro-brew-drinking, beard-having, flannel-wearing, paddle-boarding, Subaru-driving cartoon character of a human being commonly found in the Pacific Northwest.

Most commonly found in Bend, OR and Missoula, MT

This brewery is full of raft dads.