rathole file

This is where documents procrastinate after apathetic organization has rodented (is that a word yet? I mean ferreted and squirreled are verbs, but there are plenty of rodents that succinctly define the behavior) them away to an innocuous corner of of an administrative employee's office.

How did you find the Jonathon estate contract? That wasn't in his folder.

I just dug it out of the rathole file. Looks like the last signature on it is five years old.

Pounding Sand Down a Rathole

An expression used to signify a menial or fruitless task; frequently to be preformed by someone not of sound mind or full capacity.

Giving money directly to a hopeless alcoholic to help him improve his situation is like pounding sand down a rathole.

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Rathole

A second anal hole that can be dried up. This is then a stiff rathole. It needs to be moisturized at this point. If you don't a tentacle will come out.

He has a big rathole.

rathole

A rathole is a person that you dont exactly hate but youre definitley not friends with them

"wanna hang with them?"
"nah bro theyre ratholes"

rathole

/ ˈrætˌhoʊl /
noun. "rathole" | plural "ratholes"

1) The largest orifice on a human skull, typically used for intake of food, or exchange of CO2 rich air, with oxygen rich air. Some humans try to communicate through their rathole, with varying degrees of success.

It is called such, as it is the hole you eat rats with, therefore it is the rathole.

Some deviants use their ratholes as a way to begin the mating ritual. Some in more perverse ways than others.

The phrase was brought to common knowledge with the (alleged) fantasy time travel television/cable show, "Future Man" (2017, Hulu)

Josh: You call your mouth a rathole?

Tiger: What else would you call the hole you put rats into?