Sticktus Rectus Syndrome

Genetic disease in which the patient has a massive splintery segment of wood is lodged deep within the anal cavity. Symptoms may include irritability, rapid changes in mood, chronic bitch face and constipation.

After being diagnosed with sticktus rectus syndrome, Lizzy tried to get the huge stick out of her butt to no avail.

flatus gasious emanatus rectus

Pseudo-scientific term for a fart.

Farter: Aaaah!

Fartee: Dude, what was that?

Farter: A simple case of flatus gasious emanatus rectus.

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Rectus Dominus

A title of the Faggocracy. Sometimes used in isolation, but more often used in conjunction with that of Archfaggot. In the latter case the title is Rectus Dominus Magnus.

All hail Quentin, Archfaggot of the Valley, and Rectus Dominus of The Wickham.

Rectus 9

The 9th level of the Rectus Inferno - based on Dante’s inferno. Rectus 9 is often associated with the immediate after effects of the crooked sexual treachery of El Gancho.

Friend: “What treacherous tool did you use to get her to rectus 9?”
Me: “El Gancho.”
Friend: “OOoooooOooOoooo.”