fartee

A fartee is one farted upon.

Farting in a moving vehilce with the windows up can be quite dangerous. Especially for the farter, if there are several 'fartees' in the vehicle, and the window locks are on.

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farteed

A gentle fart intended to charm. Some include extended pinkies.

Oh dear...I just farteed. Please pass the Grey Poupon.

Fartee

A word that is the opposite of burpee

1 hey I'm gonna do a burpee
2 how about you do a fartee

farteed

Passed tense of flatulance

Eye Farteed, and I thought of you.