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When you finger a girl whilst on their period
Girl: Are you sure you want to do this?
Guy: Sure, I love getting red hands
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To be caught in the act of committing a crime, with the evidence there for all to see.
honey came in and she caught red-handed
creeping with the girl next door
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A northern irish tradition of, when your friend turns his back, SLAP HIM ON THE BACK OR ASS AT F U L L FORCE.
If you have a Northern irish friend watch ye back
I just gave ya the old red hand of ulster!
When someone comes out with a witty comment or funny line which they have taken from a film or television show. The embarassment comes when they are caught out, and someone reveals to the rest of the group that what was just said was not their own wittiness or quick thinking.
Getting "quote red-handed" is especially embarrasing if the show or film being quoted is an embarassing one.
Short person: I'm going to get you.
Jack: What you gonna do? Bite my kneecaps?
John: Dude, you totally got that from Tracy Beaker.
Short Person: Haha. You just got quote red-handed.
John: Haha. *And* you watch Tracy Beaker!
Jack: Dude. So do you.
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Caught in the act of rule breaking
I was caught red handed fucking a fiveteen year old
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When a woman challenges another woman to a fight by slapping her in the face with her used tampon.
"Did you hear that Mary and Sarah are fighting?"
"Yeah Mary totally started that with a red handed duel."
When fingering a girl, in a lowly lit room, and she starts menstrating. Once the lights come on, the dude observes that his hand, wrist, and maybe even forearm is covered in blood, therefore he was "caught red handed"
Dude, that chick was slamming, and I thougt that she was getting soooo wet for me, until I turned the lights on and realized I was caught red handed...total boner kill.
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