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Named after the famous Russian submarine, Red Octobers are those once-in-a-lifetime turds that block the toilet. You can't flush them, you can't deal with them in the normal way. Toilet paper is a serious no-no with regards to Red Octobers as this merely increases the "gross" factor by twelve. If you see a Red October, the chances are that you'll need to call the emergency services.
"Mum! Can you call the Fire Bridgade, we've got a Red October here! I've tried the shower head but that doesn't work. Make sure they bring their bio-hazard suits this time!"
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1.) Something (a person, animal, object, or anything) that is abnormally larger or bigger in size compared to the things around it.
2.) Something that is just pretty damn huge.
Origin: Red October is line taken from the Family Guy: Blue Harvest episode when they make the "RED" joke where they make various references of "RED" things such as Big Red (chewing gum) then they make a reference to a submarine by the name of Red October. But as they showed the image of Red October there were multiple spacecraft flying beside it that seemed much more smaller than Red October itself thus making Red October stand out in the crowd as a large object.
Ian: If you look at that huge building next to all of those small buildings it doesn't look right..
Kevin: Thats a Red October. LoL!!
Ian: Lulz
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Related to the Kentucky Hot Pocket, this maneuver involves being spooned by your lady friend, and then passing a silent but deadly into her lady parts undetected. Stealth mode!
I ate a bunch of mustard that night because Veronica totally deserved the Cunt for Red October after what she did to my brakes.
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1.) Something (a person, animal, object, or anything) that is abnormally larger or bigger in size compared to the things around it.
2.) Something that is just pretty damn huge.
Origin: Red October is line taken from the Family Guy: Blue Harvest episode when they make the "RED" joke where they make various references of "RED" things such as Big Red (chewing gum) then they make a reference to a submarine by the name of Red October. But as they showed the image of Red October there were multiple spacecraft flying beside it that seemed much more smaller than Red October itself thus making Red October stand out in the crowd as a large object.
Ian: If you look at that huge building next to all of those small buildings it doesn't look right..
Kevin: Thats a Red October. LoL!!
Ian: Lulz
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Person 1: Are those the Yeezy Red October's?
Person 2: No, There the Beezy Green March!
Person 1: ....
Person 1: WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!
Person 2: ...There My Shoes...
Person 1: Oh okay! Thanks for letting me know Dude!
Person 2: No Problem Buddy!
It's when your girlfriend is on the rag and you screw her anyway but forget to take the tampon out. It gets pushed way up there and you spend the rest of the night trying to fish it out.
I thought it was just going to be a quickie, but ended up the hunt for red october until 2 am.
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its when you take scuba gear and perform sex underwater(in warm water preferably) in a cowgirl pose as any other sex position will result in air tank leakage
HAHAHAHA i totally porked your mom yesterday at the pool. and my buddy had some scuba gear so i totally gave her a red october cowgirl. HAHAHAHAHAHA
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