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What you call a bed that 3 guys are sleeping in and the guy in the middle is jerking off one from each side as if he were skiing.
Shit i dont wanna share a bed with Jake anymore, he was dreaming he was at a ski resort again!
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a male/female (usually female) who comes "second". Second as in the other option. An exceptional person, but always comes after someone else. Who in majority of most others' opinion are better in every way possible than the second resort. Most times, second resorts and the better someone have a relationship with each other. Not as in lovers, but it can either be friendship, enemies, sisters, brothers, or cousins.
People women in particular who are second resorts, often feel jealousy with the better someone.
example #1-
Eric: Hey, Matt! Who ya gonna' ask out to the dance?
Matthew: I don't know. I was thinking of asking Madison.
Eric: What about Madeline? She's hot too. *winks at Madeline*
Matthew: I dunno, man. She seems like a second resort.
Eric: Hmmm, maybe. Madison is hotter though.
Matthew: Exactly.
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Madeline and Madison are twins, not identical, but twins. Both are extremely beautiful. But with most guys, they'd choose Madison over Madeline. Only because Madison is prettier in the face, or has better legs. Who knows?
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example #2-
Gracie: Madeline! Gerold likes you!
Madeline: Oh, really?
Gracie: Yeah, really!
Madeline: Humph, must've mistaken me for Madison.
Gracie: *confused look*
Madeline: I'm a second resort. I'm only pretty for awhile, but one look at my sister, and you're blown away. You forget about me, and pay attention to her, and only her.
Gracie: Oh. Well, I'm sure Madison'll be happy to hear the news about the boys
Madeline: Of course, it's her daily routine.
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Now, Madeline is completely aware that people think of Madison as the "better twin". She gets jealous often, and her sister is completely unaware of it.
What should Madeline do?
you tell me.
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(all names in the examples are merely fictional, and their real characters are sworn to secrecy, for privacy issues, by me, kristina b.)
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A short but sweet romance that happens when you meet someone on vacation. It makes your trip that much more enjoyable and special.
I had the hottest resort fling in Maui. Long walks on the beach, late night swimming under the stars. It was over as soon as it started but something ill never forget.
A known community that originated on ROBLOX during the month of April in 2018. Founded by Xonori also known as Cole who still runs it to this day. Norwegian Resort is a hotel/resort simulation game created on ROBLOX for the fun of users on ROBLOX who are interested and/or intrigued by the community in general and great for new players just now finding about the hotel/resort community as Norwegian Resort offers a great place for beginners as they are not insanely strict and the rules are easy to understand.
Resort/Hotel games have promotions/demotions/trainings/applications and much more that you use to progress through the 18 role-sets that groups on ROBLOX have, players will work their way up the 18 roles by attending trainings or by showing activity at the Resort game.
Norwegian Resort has been a continuously growing community since April of 2018 and continues to be to this day, and continues to grow as a large community and family.
Who wants to go to Norwegian Resort?
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Is the last attempt to knock your prison cell inmate buddy the fuck out before he has his way with your ass.
Be forewarned, a failed attempt at resort to geronimo may create a Geronimo Whiplash situation.
Please refer to Urban Dictionary for Geronimo Whiplash
Hey Hawkins, did you see that inmate resort to geronimo the when he was about to get plugged the other day?
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While at a social event, it is the guy/girl you know you can take home at the end of the night if you don't score with the girl/guy that you really want to hit. Usually of mediocre looks/intelligence/sex appeal.
The person with whom you will settle having sex with if your date decides 'I'm not that kind of girl/guy' and won't put out.
I was set to nail that MILF I met at the footbal game, but then her fuckin' kid sprained his ankle and couldn't spend the night at his friends house. I had to call that last resort slut on the skank block!
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to lick around, or insert one's tongue into, another person's anal sphincter. More commonly used as a compound verb: "to go on a resort vacation".
It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.
Male prostitute: Hey baby, what can I do for you?
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.
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