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A word to describe someone who has fallen onto some dog turd and accidently swallowed some... thus putting them in a coma for 6 weeks and rendering them a retard for the rest of their life.
"I'm really returded, fell in a dog turd when I was five and now I pay people to drink my drinks, and then buy another one"
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returd
re·turd·ed, re·turd·ing, re·turds
v. tr.
1. To deficate feces that has already been deficated and re-inserted into the colon; to re-deficate.
v. intr.
1. To be placed into someone's colon, via rectal insertion, and expelled in the same manner as normal human feces.
n.
1. A lump of twice-baked feces.
2. A person who crams feces into their colon (not necessarily their own) and deficates or expells it in a normal bowel movement.
3. A person who has been victimized by the act of returding (ie. forcefully inserted into someone's anus and shat out).
v. tr.
1. "I had such a satisfying bowel movement this morning, I jammed it back in so I could returd it."
v. intr.
1. "Look at him all covered in peanuts and sesame seeds... he's obviously been returded."
n.
1. "Look at that unusually shaped returd. It looks just like Abe Lincoln!"
2. "What a fucking returd."
3. "OH MY GOD! I can't believe they did that to me. Now I'm a returd."
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Someone who is seemingly retarded to the point that they portray themselves as a complete shit.
Random 1: Hey that guy just spat on your mom!!
Random 2: What a complete returd!
Random 1: yep, he sure is returded.
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Having to sit back down on the pot and crap after you thought you were done and were about to pull up your britches.
I thought I was done with a bout of diarrhea when I had to pull down my pants and returd into the toilet.
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An incredibly stupid person who also resembles a turd.
He's so stupid and ugly! He's a returd!
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