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Whether by sheer will, and excellent sphincter muscles, or by force of some divine benevolence - the reinsertion, or inward return, of a turd nearly about to fall off.
During this morning's pre-work deuce, I had a bit of returdation, and now I think I know what being the catcher in butt-sex feels like.
A cross between a retard and a turd
"Leanne, you're such a returd!"
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(n.) When the solid deuce you are dropping stubbornly shoots back up into your bunghole.
Guy on the shitter- "Yo, this deuce wants to stay in my ass forever, fuckin' returd!"
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A piece of shit that returns to the toilet bowl after a flush. Usually associated with a massive dump or a weak flush, or both. Combination of return and turd.
That returd kept coming back up for air. It was not a pretty sight in the bathroom.
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A combination of "retarded" and "turd";
an adjective to describe someone you really dislike, or think is plain stupid.
Noun: Returd
Phil is so returded. He had the nerve to go pick a fight with me.
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A combination of a RETARD and a TURD
person 1: Hi guys i cant wait for this upcoming biology test!
person 2: Shut up, returd
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An abbreviation for a retarded turd.
"Stop, being a returd and take your medication!"
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