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Roast Beef Curtains

A word used by incels who don’t know basic anatomy and will never see a vagina outside of porn other than his mother’s.

Synonymous with “roast beef flaps”, or “meat tent

Don: “That girl has some roast beef curtains! She must have a high body count.”
Jane: “I see you went to a catholic school.”

by Tired Feminist June 1, 2021

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roast beef curtain

A visual description of the labia minora resembling a thinly sliced piece of rare roast beef hanging like a drape. This resemblance is more pronounce on women whose labia minora overhangs her labia majora leaving the edges darker in tone to the pink or ruby color of the inner vagina. Most commonly used when referring to cunnilingus or "going down" on your girl, a particularly pleasurable form of foreplay.

"Hey baby, you mind if I taste me some of your roast beef curtain?"

"I'm takin' her home for some roast beef curtain. Know wha'I'm sayin'?"

"Maybe I could have a bit of your roast beef curtain while I wait for Mr. Viagra?"

by Frankie Mathers October 23, 2006

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Roast Beef Curtains

Extra long and dark labias resembling curtains made of roast beef.

Her roast beef curtains covered her sweet massive yeast cabinet.

by Jose85 October 22, 2006

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roast beef curtain

when a woman has long,floppy pussy lips

Holy shit, did you see that roast beef curtain?

by B514 December 6, 2006

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roast beef curtain

In female humans, the outer labia. See also: meat drape

I was gonna fuck Bobbi Sue, but after examining her roast beef curtain, I decided against it.

by Jimmy July 10, 2003

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roast beef curtain

a floppy, open, or gaping vagina

dude how was shelly. man she had a fuckin roast beef curtain....shit was gross

by creag December 27, 2005

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roast beef curtains with mayo

hackneyed labia oozing with female smegma

that girl's pussy was so beat, it looked like roast beef curtains with mayo.

by Emma Putnam January 14, 2008

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