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ejaculate semen into a bucket and invert it on to your lady friend's head
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A female in a relationship that constantly goes out of her way to find "dirt" on her boyfriend, by any means necessary. aka "patrolling". This female usually begins her search with the intentions of finding something negative so she can use it against the male during the argument that she inevitably starts. Coined by Kanye West in his 2008 single, "Robocop".
Ali (girlfriend): so you and Sarah look awful cozy in those pictures from this weekend that are on facebook
Tim (boyfriend): since when did you become a robocop?
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Annoyingly paranoid/"overprotective" (euphemism) girl/lady friend thats always into her guys business. Generally leads to nothing-fights about other girls or friends that have no true relevance. Generally "patrols" myspace posts, facebook walls, unattended cell phones for evidence that her guy is talking with someone else, or he is up to anything else she doesnt know about.
"Man, she's screamin at me about some message Jessica left on my wall like 2 weeks ago. Jess lives 2000 miles aways man!"
"Man that robocop knows your facebook better than you do, better make sure you aint leavin your phone around her. be readin texts in no time..."
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A suggestively instantaneous purchase, normally pertaining to athletic footwear, caps, or streetwear.
Rooted in the slang term "cop"; meaning "to seize" in traditional Northern England dialect. The prefix "Robo", in this case, pertains to the mechanical, automatic nature in which the seizure of said goods would be executed. Ultimately a play-on-words of the 1987 motion picture of the same namesake.
Origins can be traced to the internet shoe forum, nicekicks.com, where it was popularized.
Did you see the new Jordan Retro 13's? Those are a robocop for me.
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To Robocop is to bet with complete assurance that you will complete a task to the point that if you fail you must shave your own head to look like Robocop's for a period of no less than 24 hours (reverse monk in case you don't know what his hair looks like)
Man 1: "There's no way you can eat that whole cake in one sitting"
Man 2: "Of course I can, I'll even Robocop it"
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People at the drugstore that watch people buying robitussin.
"The robocop got John when he went to buy it for the third time in a week."
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term to describe a girl or boy that's really obsessed with being in a relationship with you and constantly in your business and always trying to find out everything about you, then getting mad at you later for stuff that didn't involve them.
Adjective
" Up late night, checkin on me, like i'm on patrol. She's like a Robocop"
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