Violent, destructive defication. When it is so violent that you have to strap on to the toilet seat to keep from balsting off.
1. Shane suffers from IBS, which causes him to have an Ass Rocket everyday after lunch
2. That was some Ass Rocket... i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.
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Poop,Terds,Crap,Shit. When you terds are shaped like rockets.
Skaz: Man i launched some serious ass- rockets when i ate that steak!
Chubbs: Wow you too!?
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Any living creature whose ignorance exceeds mortal bounds, also, it works nicely if they have rockets taped to their back.
Nails work too.
Mr. President, I think youre a rocket powered ass cunt.
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Being force fed Mentos while butt-chugging Coca-Cola
My little brother's birthday party was vastly improved when my mom did a chunky ass rocket in the driveway!
When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.
"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
Totally or outrageously ridiculous...causing anger or contempt.
OMFG! Are you serious? You got a D...yea...that test blew ass rockets!
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This is when you are "plowing" a girl in the ass right after a hot sauce enima.
Dude, I fuckered her in the ass and she just started shitting hot sauce... it was like an Iranian Ass Rocket!!
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