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When you're fucking a girl that's so hot you won't even last 8 seconds.
That girl was a definite rodeo fuck. I think I might have lasted a full 6 seconds before I blew my load.
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it is when a girl gets in a doggy style position then you get her in place with arms wrapped tight aruond her waist then you tell her,her mom fucks better then she does and try to hold on for 8 seconds
i broke up with this girl by giving her the fucking rodeo
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When you go to the bar, and get the fattest ugliest bitch ( she HAS to be at least 300 pounds) just wasted as fuck, hit on her all night, make her pooter tingle, and then bring her back to your pad. Right when your about to fuck, she goes doggystyle and you jam your dick into her anus. The moment you are inside, you bend down and stare her directly in the eyes and say " you are the fattest, ugliest bitch I have ever seen and you fucking disgust me, and I have aids " ...
Then you proceed to hold on for dear life inside of her, while she bucks, jumps, and thrashes in a desperate attempt to toss you off. If you can hold on for ten seconds or longer, consider yourself in the top league of whale rodeo.
20 seconds or longer, you are a literal lord.
" I'm gonna head down to the crusty cunt and find myself a water Buffalo to rodeo whale fuck tonight boys "
" 20 fucking seconds boys!! Bow down to your lord and savior mother fuckas !! "
" fuck I got tossed out the window by big Bertha last night trying to go for gold "
" yall down to find some whales to rodeo fuck boys!? "
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