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the coolest name you could ever have. anybody named Roker is loaded with hell loads of money. The people who are named roker tend to be the hottest people going.
e.g: woah! look at ...Roker they're looking fit as fuck today!
The original and currently dominant image is of a fiendishly intelligent lunatic with a warped, sadistic sense of humor.
"You look Nervous! Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA"
-Roker
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Syn. Shart. To accidentally shit in one's pants while attempting to pass gas.
I had to throw my underwear away after Rokering my shorts.
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Someone who picks and chooses what they think is racist.
“Damn she is a roker, always saying what she thinks is racist”
Verb, meaning to unintentionally and unexpectedly shit your pants. Also known as gambling and losing. See also, shart. May result in going commando at the white house.
I had the flu and I totally al rokered myself three times, dude.
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When you are getting a blow job and you are about to cum on his/her face, and then you interview him/her with your dick, asking "How's the weather down there?"
"Hi I'm Al Roker, reporting from the field. How's the weather down there?"
"Sweaty, with a chance of precipitation, in the form of hot sticky cum. Back to you, Al."
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(exclamatory phrase) a playful way of giving kudos to someone who has achieved or done something special.
First used by Jon Stewart of The Daily Show when signifying the fact that Al Roker of The Today Show was the only person to enunciate the Icelandic volcano Eyjafjjoell more correctly than his peers. The phrase has also recently become somewhat interchangeable with OH SNAP, particularly in cases of giving recognition to funny insults.
see also: OH SNAP
Craig: There is no way Bill is going to win this match against Steve, he's already lost his queen and is down two rooks and a bishop, not to mention the-
Bill: Checkmate.
John: BOOM ROKER!
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Gus: Hey my sister is dropping by tomorrow is that allright with you guys if she stays overnight?
Andy: That's weird she told me tonight. Oh wait.
Steve: BOOM ROKER!
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