roker

Combination of rook and snooker. To take advantage of. Rip off. Sucker. No direct relation to Al Roker.

The used car salesman rokered me on that deal.

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roker

How Scooby Doo pronounces "poker"
see also "Rackjack"

Up for a hand of roker shaggy

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roker

A card game containing both Rummy and Poker rules, and another definition for the apocalypse

do you want to play roker

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Rokering

The act of pleasuring yourself while watching "Wake Up With Al".

I came home early only to find Jon Rokering in the living room.

rokered

Verb. To attempt to alleviate intestinal gas pressure by farting and actually end up sharting in one's pants. You then throw the soiled underwear away. This is usually done in a public place.

I rokered myself today at school and had to throw the underwear away in the teachers' lounge.

Rokering

When you stay awake for so long that it feels like you're setting a world record, in reference to Al Roker's 2014 #Rokerthon.

"I put off so much homework last Sunday that I was rokering all night."

Roker

To accidentally shart oneself at an important even or gathering out of excitement or nervousness.

Al rokered himself in the East Wing of the White House upon meeting the President.

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