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Rollerblading and Rollerblade are trademark brands of 'INLINE SKATES". Saying I went rollerblading is like saying I Keelex'ed the blood off his knee.
Inline skating is a multi-disciplined sport including
1) SPEEDSKATING (Inline Speedskating)
2) TRICK/VERT/AGGRESSIVE (The rails, curbs, ramps)
3) FIGURE SKATING (Typically on conventional 2x2 rollerskates)
4) ROLLER HOCKEY (hockey on conventional 2x2 rollerskates)
5) INLINE HOCKEY (hockey on inline skates)
6) JAM SKATING (competitive dance routines to modern music)
7) ROLLER DERBY (flat track or banked track)
And to the 'fruitbooters' remark... inline skating is a sport that's recognized by the Olympics--skateboarding is a popular fetish among 10-15 year olds who can't drive.
Chachy: I'm going rollerblading later
Sammy: Don't you mean you're going inline skating?
Chachy: Yeah, same thing I guess
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A recreation that is characterized by the inability to bail out (as in skateboarding) or brake (as in bicycling). This makes even routine rolling an extreme sport unless there are no hills or traffic.
Stylistically, it is possible to be as dashing as Mercury, the winged-foot messenger god. However skaters are usually squatting and flailing their arms as they try to balance, so they end up looking pretty flamboyant.
Athletically, you can go for speed, skateboard style tricks, or dance moves with cones (slalom). Unless you have flat wide space, survival is usually challenge enough.
When rollerblading, always choose a route with no stop signs at the bottom of hills. And whatever you do, don't bend at the waist and flail your arms in circles like a complete fruit.
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When an obese woman lays on her stomach and bends her arms backwards causing her shoulder blades to come together. an man then puts his penis between her shoulder blades and begins thrusting back and forth thus causing his testicles to "roll" over her "blades".
Man i took that neck farter home last night and went rollerblading with her.
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people who dont skate the same material the skate ramps are made of
they are creative, they can do more than manual, they dont have to skate a curb
they dont get in the way, they dont go up ramps and launch their objects at you cause they cant skate (coff skateboarders coff)
rollerblader1:cmon lets go skate that rail
rollerblader2:yea, i want to get a kindgrind on it
skater1:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH! (friedns gather) ITS A CURB, ill be 50/50ing this thing! thank god for curbs
skater2:anywhere i can manual?
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A way of telling someone that you are gay.
Cody: "I'm going rollerblading."
Ryan:"Does your mom know you're gay?"
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some shit cunt wearing some plastic things on his feet.
Tommo:That rollerblader has nothing better to do
Ben:i reakon guys , what a shit cunt
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While wearing rollerblades, it is the act of kicking back the female's leg into the anal cavity of an unsuspecting male and exclaiming emphatically, "Ya Ghey!"
Sex with Mr Thomas is always interesting, but the best is when we play The Rollerblader.
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