Roo

Roo is the kindest little soul you will ever meet. She wears her heart on her sleeve and would do anything for those close to her, but she is hard to get close to. She is illusive and brilliant, hard as stone but as soft as feather down. She is a distant and evasive little bird, but should she bring you into her fold she will keep you under her gentle wing next to her heart forever. Roo is first to leave the party but last to leave your heart.

If you find a Roo keep her.

There's no other woman like a Roo.

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Roo

The stanky smell of an Australian

“Hey mate, I just got off a long haul flight and I need a shower.”
“Yeah, I can smell your Roo from here”

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roo

Kangeroo (Australian native animal)
Australian $1 coin (got roos on one face)

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Roo

A roo, shortened for kangaroo. Mostly used by Australians, or people who live in Australia.

Example 1:

American: I love kangaroos!

Australian: Yeah, they're pretty cool. They live in my backyard!

American: Seriously?

Australian: Sometimes I feed the roos meat, mate.

Example 2:
Australian: So I was driving the other day and I accidentally hit a roo.

American: A what?
Australian: A kangaroo you fool!

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Roo-roo

The squodgiest, snuggliest, most frobbulent blongalubjubulent creature in existence. Cuter than the cutest rabbit, and then some. The cutest action achievable by the roo-roo is the hibernation in a cocoon of bedsheets, and the ensuing struggle to escape.

The roo-roo is with the pink rabbit of happiness!

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roos

Underwear. Short for under-roos.

"Mandi, when you bend over, I can totally see your roos."

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ROO

Acronym for Rub One Out.

Ain’t got no bitch coming over, so I’m gonna have to ROO tonight.

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