A bot which appears to have originated in the former Soviet Union.
This term can also be used more generally to describe a bot that defies one's efforts to identify its place of origin.
Got another friend request from a Russian Roomba today.
Legend has it the ZuccBot 9000 gives birth to them from his own anus.
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When you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor, eating garbage.
"Dude I need to vacuum my house"
"We don't have time for that, just put Mikey on a skateboard and he'll do it for you, he'll be a human roomba"
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A defensive roomba with a claymore strapped to it.
Intruder alert? Alexa, release the claymore roomba.
A extremely low βslammedβ truck
The Road Roomba lost its transmission going over a speed bump.
When your newly purchased, exquisitely autonomous technology discovers a big fat pile of dog shit during its 3am 'time to clean' wake-up programming and proceeds to generously distribute the filth in a robotically inspired carpet dance throughout your entire household.
Guess what? I just followed a dog shit roomba trail covering every room in my house...when did that fucker learn to climb stairs!!? We're done with the robot thing...hell no to that!!
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A ballin dj that cruises around your home cleaning up messes while playing awesome music.
Friend: Wow you're house is really clean and you have awesome taste in music.
You: It's all thanks to Dj Roomba. He's the shit.
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Roomba Management is the management technique of blindly trying out ideas and then randomly changing direction until an idea works, a lot like the Roomba vacuum cleaner. However a Roomba is very effective.
Observing a Roomba in action it basically blindly drives around a room bumping into things and then changing direction until it eventually covers the entire floor. While entertaining to watch, and pretty effective for vacuuming a room, Roomba Management is very painful to experience.
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