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Rused

Switched teams at the last minute; Bailed out.

"You completely rused out on us back there, man!"

one: What got to him? He was okay a minute ago...
two: I don't know, he was mumbling something about a creationist meeting and just rused out on us!

by boxsbee August 17, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


ruse

ruse
trickery of the mind
trickery of the soul mind

a trick, a stratagm, crafty
fake
(rooze or roose, like loose)
a person can be called a "ruse"

They just ruse up the bus,
they just ruse up the joint!!!
It's a ruse world!!!!

They put ruse people like informants on the bus to tail the suspect. Can't detect who is the ruse but you have some suspicion that it is a "ruse" bus...

by blthrskt April 29, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


ruse

ruse
trickery of the mind
trickery of the soul mind

a trick, a stratagm, crafty
fake
(rooze or roose, like loose)
a person can be called a "ruse"

They just ruse up the bus,
they just ruse up the joint!!!
It's a ruse world!!!!

by bltthrskt April 24, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ruse

A Sydney Selective school (James Ruse) which has the highest selective school entry score and filled with nerds.

They have a rivalry with Baulkham Hills High School and always lose the Tri-School competition.

Man, sucks to be in Ruse.

by Antarvia June 23, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ruse Goldberg

Ruse Goldberg

A Ruse Goldberg is an elaborate and complicated con. Combination of ruse, meaning an action intended to deceive someone, and Rube Goldberg, meaning ingeniously or unnecessarily complicated in design or construction. A Ruse Goldberg is often a long con.

Ocean's 11 is a heist movie with a Ruse Goldberg plot.

by Montana Luddite February 17, 2019


poo ruse

Faking having to take a dump to opt out of doing something you don't want to do. A fecal ploy of sorts.

My mom asked me to help her with the dishes. I told her I had to poop and bailed. It was a total poo ruse.

by pooter diddler October 9, 2013


James Ruse

James Ruse Agricultural High School is a selective high school in Carlingford, Sydney, known primarily for their prowess in the Higher Schools Certificate. Their name is commonly contracted to 'Ruse'.

Having come first in the state for the HSC every year since 1995, over 60% of students achieve and UAI/ATAR of over 99.00, and in excess of 90% over 98.00. As a result, many myths have formed regarding James Ruse, their study habits and neurological functioning.

Despite these myths, students at James Ruse are perfectly normal, and achieve highly in various activities. James Ruse has frequently been the overall Hills Zone champion in the SSA sporting carnivals, as well as performed admirably in leadership, drama, music, and various International Olympiads. A ridiculous amount of school pride stems from these events.

About 99% of students at James Ruse are from a non-English speaking background, predominantly Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, Indian and Sri Lankan.

James Ruse is on very good terms with NSG, NSB, SGS, PLC, SB, SG, Girra, Hornsby, Normo, Cherry Tech, Carlo High, Cumbo, Muirfield, Model Farms, and many more. Most famously, with Baulko. Love you guys :)

A: You didn't buy a house in Carlingford in anticipation that you'll get into James Ruse, did you?
B: I did. I got into Baulko.

A: I wish I went to James Ruse.
B: So do I.

A: I had a wonderful dream last night... I dreamt I made it into James Ruse.
B: I had a nightmare last night... I dreamt I didn't make it into James Ruse. Then I woke, and realised it was a reality.
A: FML, mate.

A: Are you a nuclear physicist? You must be from James Ruse!
B: No, I'm from Baulko. The James Ruse people are all doctors.

A: Hello, I'm from James Ruse.
B: I'm so turned on right now.

Common Myths about James Ruse:

- Ruse students are lifeless nerd who only know how to study.
False. Those are the year 12s; the rest are fine, for the time being.

- Eating is banned in the library, explaining their slim physiques.
True. We are all ridiculously sexy because of this.

- Ruse kids have never had girl/boyfriends.
False. There is a notorious spot behiind T1.5 that falsifies this point.

- Students anal douche cows in year 10.
False. Only the teacher demonstrates artificial insemination in agriculture.

- A favourite pastime is to sit in a circle and recite pi until someone drops out.
False. A majority of students only know pi as the natural constant specifying the ratio of the circumference to the diameter.

- The only sport Ruse students play is chess.
False. Shut up, chess isn't a damn sport.

by powerStation July 22, 2011

357๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž