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A form of shoe that only looks good on women and effeminate men who can crossdress convincingly. On men, it's not attractive at all and should be forbidden.
The woman's sandals make her look so much more sexy than usual.
That guy kills his look by wearing sandals.
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Did you see that sandal over there?
-Yeah, my uncle is there too!
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A very much preferred offensive weapon by asian and hispanic middle aged mothers.
Sandals are an ancient craft of weapon, wielded by mothers
A lethal weapon moms use to discipline their children or to just have fun wearing. Sandals are very comfortable but when on hand, can be as sharp as a cucumber's edge.
"My mom just threw a sandal at me" "oof"
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When one takes his shoelaces and wraps them around his balls and works his way up criss crossing his shaft in a Roman Sandal fashion ending with a bow knot. Thus giving you the Roman Sandal.
Last night I was wicked bored and gave myself a Roman Sandal.
The awkward walk that is usually adopted by people wearing open-backed sandals.
Jason burst out of the woods, machete in hand and face still covered with a hockey mask, sending all of the teenage camp councilors running except for Gayla, who was caught within seconds because she could only sandal shuffle.
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The Factory itself is a cultural corner stone but what's inside is more important. Easily the best footwear you will come across in your life. Each sandal is handmade in San Clamente and all have their own unique quirks. The factory/ store is based in San Clamente CA and supplies all the shoes to hardcore surfers. You'll be apart of an elite few who own these uber comfortable, but as yet relativly undiscovered funky sandals. I would recommend looking them up on a search engine as they can last you a lifetime. Visit San Clamente and pick up the last pieces of foam/rubber/leather/hemp your feet will ever touch. Badass shoes.
"you're wearing Rainbow Sandals?"
"yeah dude picked them up last week"
"Well they'll last you eons"
"sweet"
"killer"
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