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When a woman's hair, especially the bangs area, becomes messy and wavy after partying hard in a club or bar (like Sangria Bar @ Redondo Beach).
"Man, my hair looks like crap, i must have Sangria Hair!"
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Being flogged with a lulav by a Rabbi until your ass bleeds, then having the etrog juice poured into the wound.
Ross's favorite Jewish holiday ritual was having sangria in the sukkah.
How to make Kandice Sangria:
Mix half part red wine and half part orange soda together in a glass. Add ice for embellishment. Stir and serve.
Generations old recipe.
Guest: "This sangria is the best I've ever tasted! How'd you make it?"
Me: "It's Kandice sangria."
Guest: "Got it. Orange soda."
When a female pleasures herself by putting a fruit inside her vagina while on her period.
-"What's the weirdest way you've masturbated yourself?"
-"I once did the Sangria Wine."
-"Yeah, that's pretty weird..."
A gum flavor by orbit that will rock your face.
taste like passionfruit.
Its a gum by orbit. called sangria fresca.
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A swipe across the upper lip with a finger coated with a brownish red, foul smelling type of liquid coming from a woman's vagina! Preferably a blood clot.
My Friend and I decided we needed a come back for the dirty sanchez. And since we know that vaginal blood (with the occassional blood cot) probably does not taste all that good nor smells that fantastic...how about swiping that across someone's upper lip! Since Red Sangria's come with clumps of fruit...thought a clumpy blood clot across a man's face would be rather funny (hince the term DIRTY SANGRIA).
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(noun)- formed from the old english term "sango" meaning " to juice". it involves squeezing a females breasts until sweet alcohol leaks from the pores.
O edward, did you give her another sangria squeeze in the water of the quarry?
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