The absolute cancer of the internet. I made a new best friend after watching him... Clorox Bleach.
Person 1- Who is the cringiest kid on the internet
Person 2- Duh, Jacob Sartorius
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A Justin Bieber Wannabe who thought that Auto tune would get him laid
Max is so Jacob Sartorius, He's ass hat who only sings in hopes that women will want to sleep with him
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A young white fuck boy. With a talent of lipsyncing because he sucks at singing.
Girl: Who is this white fuck boy in musical.ly?
Me: That's Jacob Sartorius
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jacob Sartorius just touched me, it's time to go prepare my funeral.
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That fuckin' cunt that become the #1 most popular celebrity in the world despite having no talent, weird eyebrows, a girlfriend that he cheated on, and songs about sweatshirts and "Love".
Girl: You are a Jacob Sartorius!
Popular Douche: And you're a Milly Bobby Brown!
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An ugly creature known for moving its mouth to popular music. Jacob Sartorius is known for giving many people cancer as well as spreading the cringe virus.
An ugly little boy who needs to back to "tutering."
I cringe whenever Jacob Sartorius "music" comes on.
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a stupid 13 year old that is rich because his parents sued a condom factory because the condom didnt work. Nicknamed Jacob Saggytits
Guy1: Have you listened to Jacob Sartorius?
Guy2: Yes, it is horrible.
Guy1: Agreed
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