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a sautee is that tragic combination of a female who has both an onion butt and a butter face.
look at that ass! oh, jesus, look at that fucked up grill! what a sautee.
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to be sauced (drunk) and fried (high) at the same time... hence saute
man.. i got nicely sauteed last night... not too drunk, not too high...just right....
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insulted
dreived form the french cooks of king henry VIII who had the sevents bow to the food to be sauteed was to have your cooking ability queshtioned a pore cook could be beheaded.
oh man you just got sauteed!!!!
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Magma like substance released from the anus, hot enough to burn through flesh.
After i ate my burrito at Las Margaritas, i didnt feel too well. Before I recieved my check i needed to make a dash for the restroom. On my way up the stairs, a steamy hot stream of Sauteed diarrhea spilled out of my rectum; the liquid hot fieces burned a river down the flesh of my thigh, behind my knee, and into my shoe. I kept running. Left on the stairs behind me was a splattered oasis of runny dung.
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Somebody that has the potential to be a complete bro or a total fool ass. They can either be: a fried homeboy, better known as "sauteed" or an asshole that haunts you- a "ghost".
Yo Jim is such a Sauteed Ghost, he's always lending me money.
Yeah, but he fucked me in the ass the other day for not paying him.
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The leagal version of beastiality which involves fucking the shit out of your pet gold fish or some other sea creature. The end result is one messed up vagina and you penis smelling like the inside of Ivars.
Guy 1: I just attempted to sautee the sardine!
Guy 2: I did the same thing last week! But now i feel like my penis is an uncleaned vagina...
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this is what arabs, indians, and various asians use to refer to there penis.
Varkey Luke: Hey baby try my sauteed mushroom it is so good!
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