schlock

annoying old people who think the world owes them so they do increadably annoying things like smoke two packs a day in the apt. next door without opening a window because they can't remember how to open a window or are cold when it's 90 degree's outside or just plain ole don't give a shit if scummy ass tobacco smoke grosses you out and makes your nose hurt

that brain dead old fart smells like schlock when's he gonna burn down the complex soon I hope so i can get out of this lease and move far away from it's schlock

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schlock

a hybrid sock b with a rubber bottom similar to a slipper

"I went to the hospital and they took my shoes! I had to wear schlocks

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schlock

To overcharged a customer.

Did you schlock that szboon? He needed to be schlocked.

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Schlock

(shlok) schlocked, schlock*y, schlock*ish

Origin: 1910-15 Yiddish word 'shlak'

-adjective
1. Something that lacks integrity or truth. A lie.
-noun
2. An object that holds little or no value.

1. Daniel: "Thanks man...I'll pay you back as soon as I can!"
David: "What a load of schlock!"
2. Daniel: "What do you think about Britney Spears' new album?"
David: "Its a worthless piece of scholck, that's what I think!"

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Schlock

To eat or drink something extremely fast.

Emmanuel just schlocked the entire buford. Talan just shclocked a four-loko in one shot.

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Schlock

A schlock is a person who is a chad in the streets, and a simp in the sheets

Yo, these schlocks radiate an incalculable amount of BDE

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Schlock

A mobile peice of crap, armed with 2 plasma cannons. Lovable and violent. Hangs out with Tagon's Toughs.

Tagon: Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock.
Schlock: And your point is...
Tagon: Let's broaden the definition of "necessary".

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