Usually used in reference to movies/music/art.
1. Crap
2. Of very poor quality, esp. as a result of being made with insufficient funds or too quickly.
Who was depraved enough to come up with this schlock?
I'm a big fan of b-rated schlock horror films.
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junk, goods sold of inferior quality, junky souvenirs
She wanted to buy every piece of schlock in the store.
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the sound that is made during extremely wet sex(if the woman is orgasming). usually accompanied by sqweeking bed springs. not to be confused with a pussy fart.
Adam and Eve are having sex:
Eve; oh Adam(she screams)
Adam; (grunting)
(schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock...)
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The sound of a wet tennis ball hitting someone in the back
Person A: Hehe. See that guy down there.
Guy Dow There's Back: Schlock!
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Person who is full of BS, or generall a DB of the highest order
what a schlock, that guy is definitely a DB
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One who is very hairy and ape like.
One who is prone to scare small children, women, and the elderly.
Schlock scared the woman before molesting her.
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An unsophisticated guy that does something like walk out of his house barefoot while eating a sandwich to get his mail. Will spoil your view. Has a cocky attitude and thinks all women love him when the reality is women are just tolerating him.
Damn, look at that schlock eating his sandwich. What a slob!
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